Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
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My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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