Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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