Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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