bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
whose parrot is this?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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