it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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