Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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