How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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