just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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