here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
operation harelip BJ is a go
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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