dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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