Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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