My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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