would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
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Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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