we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
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He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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