Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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