You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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