I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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