Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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