I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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