I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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