I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
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Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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