belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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