Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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