All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
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the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
it glows. i had to have it.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
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