we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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