sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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