I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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