booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
There's even glitter on my cock...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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