I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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