when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I will be naked everywhere
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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