I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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