I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
my phone needs a breathalizer
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize