my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
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Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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