so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
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He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
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ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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