that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
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I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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