life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
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The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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