People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
No subtext here. People are naked.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
