i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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