My friends, they love my intelligence
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
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Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize