Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
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I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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