what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I take back everything I said about communal showers
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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