can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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