I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
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She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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