i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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