Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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