I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
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Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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