i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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