my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
What drink are we having for lunch?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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