Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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