You surviving the open bar?
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how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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