After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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