Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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