He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Randomize
