I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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